Not That Stoked

This was an experience. And definitely not the good kind. Really, the pile of rubbish bags out the front should have tipped me off that I was in for some shit but I still ventured in here anyway. It may look like a can of dog food on the outside but I'm quite sure even your Labrador couldn't stomach this.

Siuated in Stoke, Nelson, this public bog was a bit of a cesspool. The inside looks like at one time it would have been a lovely modern set up; tiled floors, once shiny walls, all different shades of aqua and gray and turquoise. Unfortunately, something is lacking and that's cleanliness. Seriously, this is one of those places where you feel like you've picked up a disease just from setting foot in there. The toilets were those prison-esque stainless steel ones that don't have an actual seat but instead feature two curved strips of thoroughly uncomfortable rubber that are definitely only black so that you can't see the dirt on it. The ground was littered with little scraps of toilet paper and a few suspicious looking stains that were probably contributing to the whole facility smelling like urine. I will give kudos where it's due; they did have sanitary bins but I can't say I braved checking out much else about the shit-uation. The smell was kind of getting to me.

If you're desperate, this is probably better than getting arrested for public indecency when you're caught peeing in a bush but otherwise I'd avoid this particular loo. The library next door is pretty neat though!

Happy crapping!

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